Mass Observer » couch http://www.massobserver.com Eyes wide open Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:55:16 +0000 en hourly 1 Couch potato au gratin http://www.massobserver.com/2009/02/couch-potato-au-gratin/ http://www.massobserver.com/2009/02/couch-potato-au-gratin/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:26:38 +0000 Jay http://www.massobserver.com/?p=12 From a Reuters story, Woman kills husband with folding couch. He was a drunken lout, you see. Oh, and they’re Russian, but you knew that already, no?

For your bemusement, here’s the highly abbreviated version of the story:

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch…

… the man’s wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up…

The couch…folds up automatically…The man fell …

The woman then walked out…an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

…sawing away the side panels…a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

… the man died instantly.

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